I'm going to hurl. Taylor, your album should be 'Life of a Callgirl'. KENNEDY's appalled take on Swift's new record... and its ultra-vivid sex shout outs for Travis the Sasquatch
Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl is here. Life of a Callgirl is more fitting. 'Forgive me, it sounds cocky. He ah-matized me and opened my еyes,' Taylor sings about her sasquatch fiancé in a song titled – I kid, you not – 'Wood'. 'Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see. His love was thе key that opened my thighs.' This album is raunchy as hell! When did Taylor abandon Easter eggs for...
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